Home jokes
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Memes
FUCK YEA
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.