Home jokes
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
One day, I sit in the lounge on a chair.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So one time, poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.