Home jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Lil Johnny came home one day and said, "What do fucking each other mean?"
Then he walked through the living room and his dad was fucking his mom, so oh.
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person. Me dials 911.
Police: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Police: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH?
Police: Ends call.
Me: Calls hospital.
Hospital: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Hospital: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.
Hospital: Hangs up.
Me: Calls fire dEpArTmEnT.
Fire: No fire.
Fire dEpArTmEnT: What is that location?
Me: Hangs up and give up and goes home.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.