Home jokes
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
I bet my mum thinks this 😂
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
A man and a child walk into the woods. The child turns to the man and says, "Mister, can we go home? It's getting late, and I'm scared to walk home."
The man turns to the child and says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"
One day, I sit in the lounge on a chair.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?