Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
When an orphans playing baseball how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home he has no home to hit to
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they cant go home
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.
Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
