if you are homeless get a home
when you tell an orphan I did your mom in your home an and they start crying ME: you f&*k up the class:oh sh!&
the orphan tried to play baseball but he couldn't get home cause home doesn't exist for him
I went to visit my childhood home I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories, they said no and slammed the door on me, my parents are so mean.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home, he replied I can't get home it got bombed
why do the orphans fuck in their cars? cuz they dont know what a home is
I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why
By the way he was an orphan
why did a mexican go to home depot? because he thought it said "home deport"
whats the difference between a orphan and a baseball player ? the base ball player knows where home base is.
What cookies did the orphans never tried?? Home made cookies!!
WHY DOES AN ORPHAN HATE PLAYING BASEBALL?BECAUSE IT HAS A HOME BASE
Yo mama so ugly your dad now had to be drunk to bring her home.
Why did the cop ask the Orphan he was home alone.
The orphan said because my parents have never came back yet because I have none
why do most orphans cook for them self
they dont have a home cook
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan? One has a home to run to
what night an aborted child want for Christmas ..... a home that isnt a bin
Joe mama so fat her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
