What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot, and are just going move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address
why do police never put an orphan in prison's it's to much like a home
i made this up
i was watching a school baseball game, and i was yelling at a kid to take it home, he took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. i asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and i started laughing so hard
later that night i wondered where he stormed off to after he thew the bat and i thought to myself not home
Why don’t orphans play baseball? cause They can’t find home
I like Christmas. It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys. :) yaaaaay 😁
What's one thing a homing missle can't kill?
An orphan.
My wife (or husband) told me to get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I had just realized when I got home that I had picked 7-up
What's the difference between a orphan and a Chinese kid? The Chinese kid has a home.
You know that I see my sister at home from school she says everyone bulies me I say because your a fat a**
friend:hey wanna race home. orphan:what home.
why cant orphan use a phone? because they dont have a home screan
My wife is so fat. She gets home her ass gets home a half hour later.
we're talking the orphans to the movies we are watching spiderman no way home
What do orphans and tvs have in common? At least one of them have a home
why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding? Because they never came home
For a present on christmas i gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button
Me calling the orphan kid from school: hello are your parents home? The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* STOP CALLING HERE
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts. I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
why cant a orghphen play baseball? Cus he cant get home
why cant an orphan win a baseball game? Because they can't reach home
