What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.