Home jokes
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
I left my Avatar at home today.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.
I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.