Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Home Jokes
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
