Home jokes
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
I left my Avatar at home today.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.
I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?