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I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.

So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!

My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.

I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.

What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

The Chinese kid has a home.

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?

Because they never came home.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.

Me: You f&*k up.

The class: Oh sh!&