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I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why

By the way he was an orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

The baseball player knows where home base is.

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.