Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
why cant an orphan win a baseball game? Because they can't reach home
If you are homeless, get a home.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
the orphan tried to play baseball but he couldn't get home cause home doesn't exist for him
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why
By the way he was an orphan
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
WHY DOES AN ORPHAN HATE PLAYING BASEBALL?BECAUSE IT HAS A HOME BASE
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan? One has a home to run to
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
