Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
If you are homeless, get a home.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."