Home jokes
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.