Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting 'Remind me later' on his Windows Updates.
so a blond and a brunet jumped out of a plane . who hit the ground first
the blond becase she had to ask for directions
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
Dumbest7 is my xbox account hit me up
Why didn't Sally get home from work.
She got hit by a bus
Boy: why is my sister named Rose Dad: someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head Boy: okay Dad Dad: No problem Brick
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
My girlfriend said, "GIMME EIGHT INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT!" So I pumped my dick in her 4 times and hit her in the head with a brick.
Why did i walk across the road?
to get hit by a car
Why did the dog cross the road? It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
my blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike he should have been paying attention
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
Stephen Hawking died cause he got hit by a RAM.
A man walks into a sky scraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An on looker watch’s this and is scared but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped cane back up a gain 10 minutes later. The onlooker who is amazed asked the man how he was still alive and the man said with a drunk slurred voice I “I don’t know every time I take a shot and jump I float right before I hit the ground!” The man demonstrates and as he said floated down and and came back up to the bar. The onlooker says that he must try slams a shot of tequila and jumps SPLAT! The bartender looks at the first man and says”Your and a-hole when your drunk Superman.”
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher:No you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door
Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No!The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student:The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher:She drowned?!
Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
I hit my friend. He dead now
3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks,” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
