Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Listen up, smarty pants! The joke is funny because it leads you to think the dog is gonna make it to the other side of the road, but BAM! Car hits the dog. You are probably the kind of person that claps when the plane lands.