Hip-hop jokes
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
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What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."