Hip-hop jokes
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.