Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Hip-Hop Jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
