Hip-hop jokes
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Memes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
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What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!