Hip-hop jokes
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
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Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
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Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!