Hip-hop jokes
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Memes
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
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What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!