Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in TRAFFIC?
A cypher-circle
What’s a rapper’s favorite MARTIAL ART?
Punchlines
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ICE
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Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping DIMES
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS
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How do rappers greet each other?
With a MIC CHECK, ONE-TWO
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ILL RHYMES
