Hip-hop jokes
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
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What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!