What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Hip-Hop Jokes
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
