Hip-hop jokes
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Memes
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!