How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some FLOW
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
