Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY
How does a rapper apologize?
With a RAP-OLOGY
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping DIMES
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some FLOW
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME
