Hip-hop jokes
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.