How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got"
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
RHYME RACING
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time
How does a rapper apologize?
With a RAP-OLOGY
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS
Why did the rapper go to SCHOOL?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their BEATS
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS
