Hip-hop jokes
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Memes
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.