Hip-hop jokes
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Memes
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.