Hip-hop jokes
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
All these wraps and you still can't beatbox.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!