Hip-hop jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Memes
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!