Hip-hop jokes
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.