Hip-hop jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.