How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
Hip-Hop Jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.