Hip-hop jokes
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
I love rap!
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.