Hip-hop jokes
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!