Hip-hop

Hip-hop jokes

Why was the rapper always calm during performances?

Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?

In case he had to drop some BOMBS.

Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?

To keep track of his rhyme time.

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?

To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!

Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?

In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?

To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.