Hip-hop jokes
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.