Hip-hop jokes
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.