Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE”
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their RAP SHEETS in order
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping CENTS instead of BARS
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ILL RHYMES
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats
