Hip-hop

Hip-Hop Jokes

Rapper

Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.

Rapper

Why was the rapper always on time?

Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?

Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a teacher?

Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.

Rapper

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?

Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!

Rapper

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.

Rapper

What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?

A rhyme queue.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.

Rapper

What did the rapper say to the vegetable?

"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"

Rapper

Why was the rapper always the life of the party?

Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!

Rapper

Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?

Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!