Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.