HI jokes
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Memes
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.
I love my job at the orphanage.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!