How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
HI Jokes
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Hi. Hhhh yrddd.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.
I love my job at the orphanage.
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
