HI jokes
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Memes
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.