Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
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Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
Hi, how are you?
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Hi, I’m Joe.
