HI jokes
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
Memes
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Hi how are you?
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.