HI jokes
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
Memes
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
Hi.
Hi hi hug hi huh hi hi.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
If hi = hi?
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”