HI jokes

What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?

His arse.

My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.

Hi, how are you?

Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.

Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.

An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"

How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.

The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.

Hi, I’m Joe.

What did Steven Harkens have to eat?

His shoulders.

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

His gay ass dad.

A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.

Hi! Could I join?

Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.

His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.