HI jokes
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”
“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
Memes
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.