Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
HI Jokes
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
His gay ass dad.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Hi! Could I join?
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
Kylin fucks his sister.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
