"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh for god's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance on the cliff, so I pushed her over because I lost my balance!
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
