Herring jokes

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.

Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."

A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

No? Neither did he.

Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.

I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”

The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”

Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?

Because she loved raisin' kids!

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.