Herring jokes
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Memes
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer...?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!