Herring jokes
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.