A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers and orgasms. Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock
one day my friend said: i want tacos from Katie's, you? and i said no thanks and she left i never saw her again, today i remember that i saw her name on TV as one of the victems of suicide, then i remember her and I's moto: if i'm dieing you dieing with me you got no chouse, i NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
The Police officer in London , Who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman , drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car , murder her and do whatever to her , has appealed against his Whole Life tarriff.
He should be relieved it was only that ! , could of been worse ... could of married her !
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
Joe mama so fat her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
why is jenna marbles so funny? she lost all her marbles.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Her Name was Lola
She was a loner
At the Copa
Then I saw her
And i got a boner
The next morning
She couldn't remember if I banged her
Her Name was Lola She was a loner At the Copa I saw her And i just wanted to bone her !!
(i found dis from a website) jack & jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy...but jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz jills real name was randy
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mama’s so fat that even Dora don’t have time to explore her!
I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance so I pushed her.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there little Frankey
yo mama so pretty ? she could get in a car crash because boys"are staring at her
yo mama is so fat? she can't even get in her own car because shes fat.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday
