What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage.
Yo mama is so slow when she stepped on the HI way they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
why did brandon's mum chase him with a knife because he dident let her cum first
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
you mama so stupid when her phone died she bared it lol
Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.
She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."
Pedophile: You dropped your candy. Girl: Thanks! Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy. Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one? Girl: How far is your house? Pedophile: Its that white one right over there. Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster? Pedophile: Yep its that one. Girl:.... Sure! :P Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
There's a sexy milf that lives next door the only thing better is her 8 Y/O