What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage.
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?
You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Yo mama is so slow when she stepped on the HI way they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
why did brandon's mum chase him with a knife because he dident let her cum first
a girl comes home finds her dad and 4 year old brother on the sofa she says dad why is he wearing that face mask the dad buckles his belt and says theirs more for you hunny
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
you mama so stupid when her phone died she bared it lol
Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.
She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
Pedophile: You dropped your candy. Girl: Thanks! Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy. Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one? Girl: How far is your house? Pedophile: Its that white one right over there. Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster? Pedophile: Yep its that one. Girl:.... Sure! :P Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
I once had a trash can as a girl friend I was ready to break up with her but all she had to say was "please don't dump me" then I said "sorry i'm ready to take out the trash"
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
There's a sexy milf that lives next door the only thing better is her 8 Y/O
