How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
What was Helen Keller favorite game when she was a kid I spy
Why did Hellen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black
Playing hide n seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Helen Keller.
How did Helen Keller parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem?Oh say can you see
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
Why cant Hellen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock Her:
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea
Q- How did Helen Keller get a concussion A-she kept on stepping on a rake
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone. Knock knock. Who's there? Helen Keller. Helen Keller who? (Don't say anything). Helen Keller who? ...you will get a laugh...ty.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
I wrote this joke in the 1970s sometime in Denver, Co CAL - 2021 - Orlando, Fl
Q-How did Hellen Keller break her wrist?
A-Reading road signs
