Helen Keller

Helen Keller Jokes

Class

You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.

Ex

How did Helen Keller die?

Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.

Game

What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?

I spy.

Dog

Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

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Man

HAIKU JOKE:

Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.

Time

Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.

Beach

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?

Because she can’t hear the sea.