Today was like every other day It was so terribly long and so terribly dreary I fear these feelings will never end I’ll always feel so dark feel so hopeless Sometimes all I want is for it to end For all of it to end for all of my thoughts to end I despise the way that always comes to mind But I feel so lost feel so hopeless If something would just work But nothing has worked Nothing can fix this These feelings will pass. These days won't feel so endless... or so absolutely heavy. Just give it some time. Just give it some hope.... and some belief. The ‘happy pills’ will work. The doctor says they'll help... they'll help it go away. Just dump the pill in your hand. Let yourself place the little white thing on your tongue... Let yourself throw your head back and swallow. It'll make this better. It should make me feel better. Everything has changed! The world is so bright— The world is so loud! I don’t know how I never noticed! The sun is so warm— The grass is so green I feel so awake! I feel so content— I feel so happy! It’s so strange! I’m not anxious— I’m not overthinking! I guess those pills really worked! I think I’m really getting better— I think I’m really going to be happy!
yo mamas so heavy and fat gravity could not hold her down
are your hands feeling heavy? because I can hold them for you
You’re so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
Your mom’s so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
Name an ant which is very heavy ?
eleph-ant
Your mom is so fat that she mains heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!!1!!
i like pie
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
Teacher: your bag is heavy what's in there!
Weird Kid: Magazines
Q: How heavy is a photon
A: it's light!
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmot 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
Two skeleton brothers are talking.
1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"
2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"
What weapon does a fat jedi use?
A heavy saber
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What is heavy forward but not backward? -- "ton".