Head jokes
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
Your head looks like a joke.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
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The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
So, a man goes to church and is dipped in water three times by a Priest as he says, "From now on your name is Michael, and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol."
Soon after, the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips the beer can in the water three times while saying, "From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol."
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...