Hazard jokes

Ty

Dylan · 5 years ago

Ty choked on DT’s willy.

Toast

Anonymous · 6 years ago

I was looking forward to some toast...

So I took the toaster in the bath with me.

Pool Table

Anonymous · 9 years ago

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?

A pool table.

Midget

Shower thoughts · 11 months ago

Why don’t midgets wear tampons?

Because they’ll trip over the string.

Danger

Walter White · 4 years ago

I am the danger.

Gum

Anonymous · 7 years ago

A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"

Man

Anonymous · 8 years ago

Why did the blind man fall into the well?

He couldn’t see that well.

Comic

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…

A three-panel comic strip from the Joking Hazard Random Comic Generator. The first panel shows two figures. One says, "My wife just died." The second panel shows the same two figures now smiling at each other. The third panel shows one of them saying, "HELL YEAH!" The comic generator website is titled "RANDOM COMIC GENERATOR 3.0" with the description "Millions of combinations! Create and share your own!".

Toothpaste

R3Y · 2 years ago

DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS

A product image of a green figure attached to a toothpaste tube and covering the opening. The text on the image reads: 'Toothpaste Cap Kids Toothpaste Attachment. Visit the Handmade Store. 4.0 stars. 15 ratings. Best Price on Amazon. -30% $8.99. List Price: $12.90. FREE Returns. A fun toothpaste cover that will make kids love brushing teeth. Produced in a 3D printer with organic PLA material that can be degraded in nature. It is placed on the cap of the toothpaste tube instead of the toothpaste cap. (Not compatible with non-standard pastes) It is not a hazardous material (toy). Do not wash in hot water or in the machine. The toothpaste tube product in the product is for promotional purposes. You can contact us for color preferences.'

Hazard memes

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Anonyyyyyyyyyyyy

1 year ago

Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!

Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).

The waxing paper was yellow for w… Read more

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