Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
When Stephen Hawking's teacher asked him, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
He said, "Six foot four."
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to his fridge but get nothing out?
It was a dummy run.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.