Hawking jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!