Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
