Hawking

Hawking jokes

Song

I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.

IQ

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

Dance

A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."

"Then how about Karaoke?"

To which he replied, "I have two left throats."

Space

Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.

Knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Steven.

Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."

Stephen Hawking

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.

Book

Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?

It's about time!

Stephen Hawking

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!

Stairway

Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?

Shoulder

Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?

A) Head and Shoulders.

Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?

A) Shoulders.

For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking đź’•