Hawking jokes
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Why does everyone think Stephen Hawking is drunk?
Because he can't even walk.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite car?
Rolls Royce.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.