Hawking jokes
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.