Hawking jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
He's in a wheelchair.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.