Hawking jokes
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!