Hawking jokes
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.