Hawking jokes
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.