Hawking jokes
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.