Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears.
"I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing."
The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."
The End
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven? Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!