Hawking jokes
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.