Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE
how Steven hawking's died he drove to far a way from the wall and the cord got unplugged
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time
what does Stephen hawking eat?
stephen hawking cant stand for army
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
