Hawking jokes
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."