Hawking jokes
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar.
Oh, is that how he ended up in a wheelchair?
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.