Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."