Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.