Steven Hawking said there is no God, Then God said there is no Steven Hawking
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? -- The computer runs.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
Stephen hawkings is such a bad role model for our kids
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street
what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge
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