Stephen hawking forgot the WiFi password
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
If Steven hawking is ill does he go to the doctors or curry’s pc world
what happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking? he says oh fuck fuck fuck
Why did Steven hawking die? He tried to get the free cracked version of windows ten
If Stephan hawking had a fifa card he would have 99 dribble💧💧💧💧💧
Stephen hawking died because he turned off his vpn
How did Steven Hawkings die? He had a power cut x
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walke- oh wait nevermind
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
