Hawking jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.