Hawking

Hawking Jokes

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.

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Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.

He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.

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