Hawking jokes
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.