Hawking jokes
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.