What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Hawking Jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
