Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
At least Stephen Hawking could go on a pub crawl.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite car?
Rolls Royce.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Why does everyone think Stephen Hawking is drunk?
Because he can't even walk.