If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking đź’•
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
