Hawking jokes
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.