Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.