Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.