God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
