What does steven Hawking put his food in? A microwave
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, had no tell whatsover.
What motorway lane does stephen hawking use? Hard shoulder
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance and he replied I'm not much good, I have two left feet. Then how about Karaoke ? To which he replied. I have two left throats.
Knock knock. Who's there ? Steven. Can't you read it says No Hawking.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
What was Stephen Hawkings favourite movie ? Cabbage Patch Kids.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”
Steven hawking walks into a bar oh, wait he doesn’t walk
Why did Steven hawking die he ran out of WiFi
Why was Stephen hawking late to the NASA meeting He couldn't get up the kerb
Steven hawking is the fastest footballer ever-he could just charge up the Left Wing
what was Stephen Hawking's favourite song?
Deja Vu
What's steven Hawking shampoo?
-Head and shoulders 😊
How are Stephen hawking and kaepernick so much alike...they both don’t stand for the national anthem
Stephen hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people😳😳😳😳😳😳what did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy
Why was Stephen hawkings good at football because he is a pro dribbler
what did stephen hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter, beep boop beep beep boop.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion
There's a new horror movie about Steven Hawking
It's called unplugged 🤣
