Hawking jokes
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to his fridge but get nothing out?
It was a dummy run.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?