Hawking jokes
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
He's not really dead, his update failed.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears.
"I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing."
The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."
The End