Hawking

Hawking jokes

Similarity

What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?

They can't stand up for themselves.

Subject

Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

Stew

When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!

Quiz

Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?

"No computers allowed on the test!"

Song

Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."

Bar

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!

So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......