Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!