Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.