Hawking jokes
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.