Hawking jokes
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.