Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.