What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
