Hawking jokes
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.