Hawking

Hawking jokes

Computer

I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.

Wheelchair

Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?

"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"

Road

Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?

Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.

Dawg

Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.

Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.

Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.

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  • Name

    It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!

    Hospital

    He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.

    Bus

    Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.