How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Hawking Jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
