Hawking jokes
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking. I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.