Hawking jokes
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.