Hawking

Hawking jokes

Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?

Because there is no ramp to heaven.

Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?

She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.

Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.

He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.

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  • Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?

    What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?

    Nothing, they're both dead.

    What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"