Hawking jokes
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.