Hawking jokes
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...