Hawking jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
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Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
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I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.