Hawking jokes
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.