How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walke- oh wait nevermind
Steven hawking walks into a bar.... no I'm just kidding.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
im doing something Stephen hawkings cant do.......pressing 'im not a robot'
Why did Stephen hawking die? His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isnt going to heaven? Because it's a stairway not a ramp
Q: Why can’t Stephen hawking go to the countryside A: there’s no signal
