The reason Steven hawking died is he lost his internet connection
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Steven Hawking
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
Steven Hawking lost the wifi connection on March 14, 2018.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walke- oh wait nevermind
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
Steven hawking walks into a bar.... no I'm just kidding.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
