Hawking

Hawking jokes

There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.

She really hates it when I spit my food back out.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He drove too far away from the power point/modem.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.

Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!

Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?

'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.