Hawking jokes
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.