Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
what makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar? They can't stand up for themselves.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
What college can Steven Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
