Hawking

Hawking jokes

Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.

Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?

They can't stand up for themselves.

Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?

His internet connection ran out.

I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.