Hawking jokes

Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.

And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.

Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?

"Don't push me."

Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.

Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.

If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.

Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.

Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.

Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

What color is Stephen Hawking's house?

It's a bungalow.

Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.

Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...

WAITTTT WHATTT

What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.

Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.

You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?

They can't stand up for themselves.