Hawking jokes
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.