Hawking jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.