I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair ? At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
Wipe your feet before entering but in Stephen Hawkings case it is Wipe your wheels.
If you look up the word Wheelchair in a dictionary you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking ? Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Knock knock. Who's there ? Steven. Can't you read it says No Hawking.
Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.
What was Stephen Hawkings favourite line in Rambo ? Don't push me.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Stephen Hawking is to wheel chairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer he would roll with the punches.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Stephen Hawkings best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What colour is Stephen Hawkings house ? It's a bungalow.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end you get space and he loved that.
Why havent they put stephen Hawking on charge yet?
Steven hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says... WAITTTT WHATTT
what did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast his left sholder
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen hawking hasn’t, Upstairs
