Have jokes
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
Want to have sex?
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.