Have jokes
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
"Don't have sex" - Jake.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.
We have invented the spade! This is groundbreaking!
Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:
1 Gwen
2 water sharky
So on and so on.
We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.