Have jokes
Joe Mama has a chode.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
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What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get it's stripes.
POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.