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What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
At school, I love to have fun!
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.