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What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.