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What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Lately, I’ve been wearing sunglasses when I have sex.
So I don’t get pepper sprayed.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's life if you don't have one...
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week, but I didn't have the time.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.
Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!