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Aaron and Ben meet on Grindr. They have a drink and have sex. They wake up in the morning in bed. Aaron says, "I'm so glad I got it out." Ben replies, "What? Oh, just the HIV."
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
Three men walk into a bar... you would have thought the last one would have ducked.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.