Have jokes
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
At school, I love to have fun!
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "Yes," and lifted up her dress. Then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.