Have jokes
I did have a good [time].
You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
I love just having fun!
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had fun, and I had to.
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
I have fun with my friends.
What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.